Roadmap

From humble Devnet origins to the inevitable heat death of the universe. Presented in roughly chronological order, subject to validator vibes.

Q1 2026

Devnet Launch

Completed
  • ✓Proof of April consensus live
  • ✓Block explorer operational
  • ✓Faucet distributing FOOL tokens
  • ✓Sub-400ms finality confirmed
  • ✓World informed, world unconcerned
Q3 2026

Testnet

Upcoming
  • ·Even more foolish than Devnet
  • ·Validators required to post a meme before producing each block
  • ·Foolishness Score v2 with streak multipliers
  • ·Native wallet alpha release
  • ·SDK beta for adventurous developers
Q4 2026

Native Wallet — Desktop, iOS & Android

Upcoming
  • ·Foolchain Wallet for macOS, Windows, and Linux
  • ·iOS app (pending Apple approval of Proof of April)
  • ·Android app (sideloading encouraged)
  • ·Biometric authentication for maximum foolish security
  • ·Push notifications for every block (disable at your own risk)
Note: The native wallet will be compiled from the same codebase as the web wallet. We see no reason this could go wrong.
Q7 2026

Mainnet Beta

Upcoming
  • ·Full mainnet deployment
  • ·Rational behavior slashing enabled
  • ·Cross-dApp Foolishness Score federation
  • ·Staking and delegation live
  • ·Bridge to other networks (one-way, temporarily)
Note: Calendar experts note: Q7 does not exist. We are pioneering temporal foolishness. We anticipate Q7 will arrive sometime after Q4 and before Q8.
Q2 2026

Cross-chain Foolishness Protocol

Upcoming
  • ·Export Foolishness Scores to EVM chains
  • ·PoA lite for rollups
  • ·FOOL liquidity on major DEXes
  • ·Interoperability standard: RFC-420
  • ·Other chains begin to wonder what they're doing wrong
Q13 2026

Interplanetary Validator Nodes

Upcoming
  • ·Validator nodes deployed to low Earth orbit
  • ·Mars testnet (latency: 4–24 minutes)
  • ·Finality: eventually
  • ·Gulf Scream Protocol extended to support deep-space gossip
  • ·Pluto node considered, tabled pending planetary status resolution
Note: Expected validator latency from Mars: 4–24 minutes depending on orbital position. Finality target: eventually. This is non-negotiable with physics.
Q∞

Heat Death of the Universe

Upcoming
  • ·Foolchain still running
  • ·All other blockchains have shut down
  • ·Last validator: a Raspberry Pi floating in the void
  • ·Last block produced: block #∞
  • ·Final transaction: a 0 FOOL transfer from void to void
Note: Foolchain's architecture was designed with entropic resilience in mind. The final validator requires no external power source — it has achieved thermodynamic equilibrium with the cosmos and is producing blocks purely out of spite.

Roadmap Disclaimer

This roadmap is provided for informational purposes. Dates marked Q7 2026, Q13 2026, and Q∞ exist outside conventional Gregorian calendar conventions. Foolchain makes no representation that time will cooperate with this schedule. Past milestone delivery is not indicative of future milestone delivery. The interplanetary validator program is subject to rocket availability, physics, and validator willingness to leave the planet.